“If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.”
“I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores”
“I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?”
“Eating is natural. Gaining weight is your choice.”
“I am somebody cause God don't make no junk”
“I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.”