“Everyday you wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good one.”

“Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?”

“He traced a line in the dirt with his toe. ‘This is a battlefield. Has been since Cain killed Abel. And don’t let it get complicated. Gray it ain’t. It’s black and white. Good versus evil. You might as well choose sides right now.”

“I'm telling you, people. Everyday we wake up is another blessing. Follow your dreams and don't let anyone stop you. Never say never.”

“Could anything be better than this? Waking up everyday knowing that lots of people are smiling because you chose to impact lives, making the world a better place.”

“Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for.”