“the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old.”
“I rolled my eyes." Has anyone told you you have the maturity level of a four-year-old?”
“Carlos: "I'm 22." Logan: "I'm 22." James: "I'm 12." Kendall: "You have a really deep voice for a 12 year old." James:"I'm maturing quickly.”
“I was just thinking that I am not very many years old, but that I am a century wide. I think I have my literal age but am surrounded in a radius of years. I think that these years of days, this near century of years, is a gift from you. Thank you. Now, let me read you something to get you back to sleep.”
“Craziness is a blessing, matureness is a gift”