“I think that's why they have so many religious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter. 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.”

“If that's what you're thinking, then don't even question it. Go let your freak flag fly, brother.”

“My pulse slowed, and as Jenks charmed the ladies behind the counter into flustered goo, I tried to look cool and professional among the plastic toys and paper hats. It wasn’t going to happen, so I tried for dangerous. I think I managed cranky...”

“Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?""Cant help it. It's the company I keep.”

“I'm as religious as the next man - which is to say I'll keep in with the local parson for form's sake and read the lessons on feast-days because my tenants expect it, but I've never been fool enough to confuse religion with belief in God. That's where so many clergymen... go wrong”

“I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.”