“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
“Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.”
“Some days you're the cockroach, some days you're the boot heel.”
“Some days you're Superman, some days you're Clark Kent.”
“Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.”
“Some days you're the windscreen, some the bug.”