“The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.”

“It is common knowledge that Belle women make hard men melt like butter in a pan. They are equally adept at reversing the process.”

“Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.”

“You are what you are, until you decide to be different.”

“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”

“A woman is like whiskey. She evaporates a little over time, distilled by disappointments and grief. One can never predict if the angels will take the best of her or the worst. Only time will tell is the woman that remains will be bitter, dispirited or aged to perfection..”

“It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark”