“She Knows three things:(a) that men are less treacherous than women;(b) that they never notice what a woman is wearing because they're always mentally undressing her,(c) that as long as you've got breasts,thighs,buttocks and belly in good trim, you can conquer the world.”

Paulo Coelho

Paulo Coelho - “She Knows three things:(a) that men are...” 1

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