“Writing is easy: just stare at the screen of your computer until a tear drops on your keyboard.”
“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.”
“Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.”
“Writing- the profession in which you stare at a computer screen, stare out the window, type a few words, then curse repeatedly.”
“Writing is not just the technical act of your fingers on the keyboard. Writing is living.”
“Writing is like giving yourself homework, really hard homework, every day, for the rest of your life. You want glamorous? Throw glitter at the computer screen.”