“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...”

“Damien,” Shaunee said. “Again you are getting on my damn—”—last nerve with your unending vocab bullshit,” Erin finished for her.”

“There was a pause, and then Damien said, "I nominate Erik Night."Shaunee rolled her eyes.Erin said, "Okay, how many times do we have to explain this to you--the boy is not on your team. He likes breasts and vaginas, not penises and anu--""Stop!" I absolutely did not want to get off on this subject. "I think Erik Night is a good choice, and not because he likes me or, well...”

“Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.”

“I’ve died and gone to heaven”

“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy's ass at a gay bar.”