“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.”
“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”
“Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".”
“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”