“Five stage. Clinger. Totally not fucking cool!”
“I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool. My calm is exceeded only by my cool. Which is total. Here we go.”
“Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief?”
“Cathedral terminology was like stage directions—totally counterintuitive.”
“Fuck it; put it in a bucket, and take it to the stage!”
“I shall be a clinger to the outsides of worlds all my life.”