“Hell couldn't be all bad if it had jewelry.”
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all.”
“You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.”
“Whatever her husband had done, it couldn't be as bad as what she herself had done.”
“If it were your soul I was after, all the dark Cherubim in Hell couldn't keep me from you... I would have done whatever it took to save you... Even if that meant I had to spend eternity in Hell.”
“Shane held the jewelry at arm's length, dangling it like a dead rat. "No way in hell am I caught dead or alive wearing that.”