“Hell couldn't be all bad if it had jewelry.”

“ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?”

“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha”

“Well, hell.”

“Nicht alles, was hell ist, ist gut. Und nicht alles, was dunkel ist, ist schlecht. Die Dunkelheit und das Böse sind nicht immer gleichzusetzen, ebenso wie das Licht nicht immer Gutes verheißt.”

“Ah, the Wonderful World of Camping - may it rot in hell.”

“And then something truly bizarre happened. I could feel his touch through our eyes. I couldn't look away from him. The girl in front of him seemed to disappear, and all there was in the hallway was him and the sweet, beautiful smell of his blood.”