“I prefer my water in wine form.”

“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for my ear. "Like men.”

“No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life.""Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes."Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?”

“Gender preference does not define you. Your spirit defines you.”

“Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.”

“If I can't have my own mate and my own children, then I can at least have my own kingdom.”

“True love is not a potion one person can swallow and another refuse to drink. It happens only when the souls of two join together to form one”