“If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.”

“I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat?”

“My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.”

“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.”

“I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character”

“I waited for my thighs and butt to uncramp. Of course, they didn't know the loosening rule. They were screaming things like *Are you crazy? Do you know we're thirty-five years old? Sit down and feed us a Twinkie!”

“Bask in your uniqueness, revel in your strenght. We stand separate from the world because of our gifts. never forget that, because you may be sure the world never will”