“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.”
“If it's got a beard or a battery, you're going to have trouble with it.”
“The knowing is easy. It's the doing that gives us trouble.”
“The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.”