“If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble”
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”
“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.”
“If it's got a beard or a battery, you're going to have trouble with it.”
“The knowing is easy. It's the doing that gives us trouble.”
“The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.”