“It's not just a sunset; it's a moonrise too.”

“Twin, sagging is seriously lame. It's so cliched gang-wannabe circa 1990s. Hotties should just say no to it.”

“I'm her protection! I don't care if it's in this world or the next. Just show me how to get where she is, and I'll be there for her. ~Stark”

“She frowned at him. "That sounds vaguely like a threat.""It's not vague and it's not a threat. It's clearly blackmail.”

“If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble”

“No, my young apprentice. You said the exact right thing. Again. I'm just laughing at life.""Why?" he asked, opening both his eyes."Because sometimes it's either laugh or cry. I prefer laugh. How about you?”

“Aye, wumman, if it's truly romantic, then it must be Scottish,”