“I've married a friggin horse. And he bites.”

“A heart's a hard thing to live without. I should know. I've tried it," he said.”

“Yes, I'm married, but I'm not a corpse.”

“Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass.”

“I know dead. I've been there, done that and got the freakin' T-shirt.”

“I've loved you for as long as I can remember, and I'm going to love you for the rest of my life.”

“I'v planted my seeds for my upcoming events. but right now, Im just waiting for them to bloom”