“Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.”
“As if my day couldn't get any worse, I was about to be preached to by an Evangelical Elvis impersonator.”
“Odd to you, but to me, that’s my death day. Dead to ever living a normal life again. When I saw you sitting on the pier, I kind of thought of it as a gift...a beautiful...hopeful gift.”
“When I saw snooty guy, I missed my childhood.”
“He was a guy. A guy guy. As far as I was concerned, he probably had the dead bodies of small children and puppies hidden in his locker.”
“I didn't think my day could get any worse until my best friend told me she might be going crazy. Again.”