“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”
“This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit." -Ty Henderson”
“that's as nutty as squirrel turds”
“You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that’s what you are!”
“...Neferet fell smack on her butt.”
“Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.”