“Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.”
“Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.”
“I wish I could bottle the seductive look she gave me so I could sniff it when I jack off.”
“She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the moon from the sky and drunk its light so that she would never die. And she never had.”
“Never date a man who can’t out-drink you in tequila.”
“Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high-heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run?”