“...Neferet fell smack on her butt.”

“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”

“Why am I attracted to her butt? How weird is that? Why do men like butts anyway?”

“yaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn smack smack smack”

“smack smack honey smacks its the snack that will smack you back”

“With his back to Neferet, Kalona buried his face in his hands. How could I have ever thought she, or any other woman, could supplant Nyx's place in my heart? I have spent centuries as a broken shell of myself, attempting to fill what was missing within me through violence and lust and power. Nothing! Nothing has worked! He felt her hands on his shoulders. They were soft and warm and seemed to radiate kindness. Gently, ever so gently, she turned him, coaxing Kalona to face her. When he lifted his head his body went very still. Neferet had not followed him. She had not moved. She could not have touched him. Neferet had never touched him with such kindness.But Nyx had.”