“that's as nutty as squirrel turds”
“She's as nutty as squirrel poo. ”
“Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.”
“He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.”
“Believe me, Athelstan, you can wrap a dog's turd in a cloth of gold but it remains a dog's turd.”
“I feel horrible. She doesn'tlove me and I wander aroundthe house like a sewing machine that's just finished sewing a turd to a garbage can lid.”