“The world going insane and evil letting slip the birds of war is no excuse for sloppy vocabulary.”

“No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.”

“Battle scars from the war of good versus evil have a unique beauty all their own.”

“The world falling apart isn't an excuse to take up bad habits...”

“My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.”

“Okay, well, let's do a little reenactment. I'm the gay-looking DiCaprio and you're Rose. You have to keep your eyes open and on my face, or you'll have to let me go and I'll turn into a huge gay Popsicle.”

“Evil will win if good people do nothing.”