“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.”

“My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.”

“You know how it feels right before a tornado hits? I mean when the sky's still clear, but the wind's starting to cool off and change direction. You know something's coming, but you don't always know what. That's how things feel to me right now." -Zoey Redbird”

“I don't think the amount of belief you have is what's important. I think it's what you have belief in that matters.”

“...the one consistent thing I have found is that there really is no normal when it comes to women.”

“I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat?”

“Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.”