“You are not my mother. You are a scary Snort!”
“My mother made a sound that from a lesser woman would have been a snort.”
“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.”
“Scary with you is better than scary without you”
“I don't want to hear the scary part. But at the same time she does want to hear the scary part, everyone wants to hear the scary part, we're all mad here, and her mother really did say that if you told your dreams they wouldn't come true, which meant you were supposed to tell the nightmares and save the good ones for yourself, hide them like a tooth under the pillow.”