“Devil, you are fired You could never ever have been required For all the fiascos you inspire I pour on you the Lord’s unquenchable fireNow get thee behind me, devilYou scheming sneaky crafty cunning conniving embodiment of evil”

“It’s the Lord’s will,” she said quietly. “You get through it. You just never get over it.”

“That’s right. Get thee behind me, bitches. I don’t got no time for you. Ha! (Tabitha)”

“Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?"The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires.""The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?”

“As one person always said "Good things come to those who wait." You don't have to be connivingly sneaky and passing judgement if one don't use protection, so you can have your fantasies. If you do others right, the lord will bless right judgements and knowledge.”

“Back, devil! Return thee to Hell!"The beast rolled its eyes. "I am not a devil, fool. Do you ever wonder why you seek the Devil with such vigor? I shall tell you. Because you cannot face your own wickedness. The truth is there is no Devil making you torture, rape, murder, and sodomize one another, or making you destroy the very land that feeds you. There is only you. So look at yourself, for you are the only devil in this room.”