“You're so arrogant, you're almost macho.”

“You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her hands. "That's absolutely perfect for romance.”

“Careful, Sandi. You're about to let your bulldog mouth overload your bird-dog bite.”

“I don't play solitaire. It seems so lonely, somehow.”

“Sandi couldn't bear to read about other people falling in love and having babies while her own arms and worms were so painfully empty.”

“You like playing with fire, don't you, Paul?""Only since I met you." -Paul and Martie”

“She was a beautiful woman, fresh-scrubbed and wholesome. Just like his ex-fiancee. A heartless floozy in disguise.”