“Go away common sense, you don't live here anymore, hadn't you heard?”

“If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.”

“I'm going because my life was crap until I met you. I'm going because I don't want to be here when you're not, still living with my mum and nothing being any different. I wouldn't even be thinking about going if it hadn't been for you.”

“Jack: Well, I've never been to New York, but I hear it's for assholes. Odile: It's not.Jack: Well, that's what I heard. Cool people don't live there anymore, They all live here. In Chicago.”

“Can't say I'm surprised you were here. You have the curiosity of a cat and the common sense of a goldfish.”

“Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ”