“I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.”
“Freedom is not a tea party, India. Freedom is a war. ”
“I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.”
“Well that was the silliest tea party I ever went to! I am never going back there again!”
“I am a tea, he thought. I am some kind of tea. And I have wishes.”
“I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon.... [disgustedly] in Cardiff!”