“My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.”
“This is the last time I ever get a private detective off the internet.”
“I've learned to do without a lot of things. If you have a lot of things, said Aunt Lydia, you get too attached to this material world and you forget about spiritual values.”
“And people turn to internet with the hope that in this virtual world, where real identity need not be disclosed, they will find someone before whom they could be their true self,without any pretensions and get an opportunity to release the pent-up emotions and feel light.”
“Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.”
“there's this thing about rainbows. they're perfect from afar. but when you get real close to them, they just disappear.”