“Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.”
“Everyone loves a villain. Or maybe not a villain, exactly, but someone you can point out and say, "I might be weird, but I'm not weird like her.”
“You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal.”
“Everyone's weird. Some people are just better at hiding it than others.”
“Everyone says I'm like the girl next door...Y'all must have really weird neighbors”
“Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid?""Pffft. It’s just you," I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing.”