“Almost immediately I told that voice to go eat shit and die.”
“You almost died, you little shit.”
“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”
“It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.”
“Virtually everything we were told in Indonesia turned out not to be true, sometimes almost immediately. The only exception to this was when we were told that something would happen immediately, in which case it turned out not to be true over an extended period of time.”
“And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?”