“Cormac heard that glorious word for the first time in the1850s, and it came to epitomize for him all of New York's rough skepticism. It had much greater weight than the word 'horseshit.' Horseshit was flaky and without substance; it dried in the sun and was blown away in a high wind. Preachers were the master of horseshit. But bullshit was heavier, filled with crude truth, a kind of black cement. The voters knew the difference and they appreciated bullshit when practiced by a master. Any politician who used God in a speech was practicing horseshit. When he talked about building schools, getting water into Chatham Square, or lighting the darkest streets, Bill Tweed was practicing bullshit. If a third of the bullshit actually came into existence, their lives were made better. Tweed, as he moved up in the system, was a master of bullshit.”
“If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.”
“Bullshit is bullshit, it just goes by different names”
“The first day of school is bullshit”
“They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit.”
“Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.”