“Guys have four personalities: the one they use with their parents, the one they use around other adults, the one they use for talking to girls, and the one they use for hanging with their friends. Leakage between the various personality types can cause serious problems.”

“One's 'thing'--(1) A point of personal interest; a hobby, sport, or avocation that succinctly defines a person. (2) A brief coupling of words used to evoke someone's personality in a small-talk setting: Billy's thing used to be soccer; now it's masterbation. (3) A laconic summation of one's character and interests used for the purpose of categorization and judgement. See also 'What do you do?”

“The only things that one can use in fiction are the things that one has ceased to use in fact.”

“One cannot use the life to interpret the work. But One can use the work to interpret the life.”

“Look, I've got more personalities than I can use already. All you are is one too many.”

“Confronted with people who have power, and who enjoy using it, I turn into a different person, a baser and meaner one.”