“Life's a bitch and so am I.”
“karma's a bitch, and so am I”
“Life’s a bitch and then you die and death’s a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much.”
“In other words? The bitch had it coming. And I am that bitch.”
“life is a bitch so enjoy it ;p”
“I am the head cookie bitch and this is my party.”