“These jeans looked so good on me when I looked in the mirror I wanted to fuck myself.”

“It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.”

“Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.”

“Girls are like apples...the best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think there is something wrong with them, when, in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...”

“It’s all the same to me—a fucking red flagemblazoned with the words DO NOT BECOME EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED WITH ME, and this bed is barely big enough for my own baggage.”

“There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I said 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and bounced into the van”

“Sometimes its good to come back when you least expect to.”