“Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the heart and cools the sting.”

“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.”

“May God forgive you for saying such a thing.”

“The funny thing about Thanksgiving ,or any big meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cook,chop,braise and blanch. Then it's gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sortof in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.”

“It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.”

“Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.”

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”