“one can in fact trust a four hundred pound male gorilla, before one can ever trust a Roman Catholic priest”
“I would never trust her. Not one hundred percent. Not the way some people can trust their mothers.”
“You cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust.”
“Because no one can be trusted.”
“Never trust anyone under one hundred!”
“I believe [...] that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.”