“Gold we’ve got, humping we want – debauch! debauch!”

“How do you know when you're God?" "When I pray to him I find I am talking to myself.”

“I know I am God because when I pray to him I find I'm talking to myself.”

“We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters.”

“Jack, you've debauched my sloth.”

“Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest that I know; that's the one they invented when they got tired of all the others.”

“So we fell asleep holding hands. If married couples got to do this all the time, shit if I could understand how there were ever divorces, or even fights.”