“Your American, you wouldn't know if you were up yourself.”
“Your feelings wouldn't get hurt if you were honest with yourself”
“i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone”
“If you didn't have someone to hate, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself, would you?”
“If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?”
“If I were useful, you wouldn't know it was me.”