“This might make for an awkward situation. I have a talent for awkward situations.”

“I would like to make you more aware of yourself as a human, and thus, ultimately a better person.”

“I have this rage that I can't explain. It's sad.”

“I do feel like I have important, beautiful things to say about the world, I just can't think of them at this particular instant.”

“I wait for this rare and fleeting event because I can't think of anything else worth waiting for.”

“My thoughts are really all I think about.”

“I feel pretty good about it so far, but it's been a little harder to write than I'd hoped.”