“There is nothing quite so useless, as doing with great efficiency, something that should not be done at all.”
“There is surely nothing quite so useless as doing with great efficiency what should not be done at all.”
“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.”
“Cats are great. They don't talk about useless things. Or do them. Nothing is cuter. They are something that don't exist in my world. They have pets over there as well...but...it doesn't quite compare.”
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.”
“All art is quite useless.”