“Are you sure it is trustworthy, Mellanie?" "I'd be dead if it wasn't.""Yes, I suppose that does generate a respectable level of personal confidence.”
“I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice....sure it does...but only if you're too dumb to move.”
“I wasn't sure what I'd done to deserve such a wonderful gift, and I wasn't sure if it was insolent, but I thanked God for fallen angels.”
“we know God is dead, they've told us, but listening to you I wasn't sure.”
“If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack.”
“Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless”