“Can you fall in love through a rifle scope?”

“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”

“Get through today – you can fall apart tomorrow. Get through tomorrow, you can fall apart the day after . . .”

“Trip over love and you can get up, fall into love and you fall forever.j”

“Falling in love is easy, you see; any idiot can do it. It's falling out of love that's hard.”

“Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds...”