“Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.”
“I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand.”
“You act like they're especially unholy or something.Are you trying to tell me that in the final showdown between evil and good, the weapons of choice will be guns and..cats?”
“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”
“cats choose us; we don't own them”
“There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!”