“No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.”
“The pioneers and missionaries of religion have been the real cause of more trouble and war than all other classes of mankind.”
“One could argue that most of the trouble in the world is caused by introspection.”
“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdressed. (It’d be the only time I could feel overdressed by showing too much skin).”
“It isn't the rebels who cause the troubles of the world, it's the troubles that cause the rebels.”
“Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down”