“When the going get's weird, the weird turn pro.”

“Each of us may be a diamond-in-the-rough, needing only a muse and a change in circumstance to go from humble caterpillar to majestic butterfly." - Peter Whitmer, Ph.D. ~from The Inner Elvis: A Psychological Biography of Elvis Aaron Presley”

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“One day when I was praying, it suddenly occurred to me thatI was talking to myself.”

“First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.”

“Turn up the lights —I don't want to go home in the dark.”

“I'm a pro at weird.”