“On the whole I try to keep Modesty and Willie in timeless settings, which is why I avoid all the latest slang and in-words. It won't be long before 'brill' sounds as dated as 'super' does now. [Uncle Happy, 1990]”
“As long as I have you, I have purpose and reason. That is why I won't be drinking and that is why I will do everything in my power to keep you safe. Understand?”
“But there are things I want to do before I die, a whole list that I know I probably won't get to, but I'm sure as hell going to try.”
“On the whole, I try to avoid confrontations with deadly snakes.”
“And therein lies the whole of man's plight. Human time does not turn in a circle; it runs ahead in a straight line. That is why man cannot be happy: happiness is the longing for repetition.”
“I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.”