“Hell of an ornithologist you'd make.”
“The problem of knowledge is that there are many more books on birds written by ornithologists than books on birds written by birds and books on ornithologists written by birds”
“That's the kind of guy you'd follow to hell and back.”
“You'd challenge me and lose. You know it, I know it, but you'd still do it. Sometimes your sense of honor confuses the hell out of me.”
“Trust me, my parents have about as much impulse control as I do. If they didn't like you, you'd know. Hell, you'd have been sitting in the car until I finished eating.”
“When I answered that I did not pray, he sternly rebuked me. "You're in Hell. You'd better start".”