“...no cat out of its first fur can ever be deceived by appearances. Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.”
“ No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.”
“The secret to life is to enjoy the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.”
“It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.”
“I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...”
“Because it can be deceived, the majority is as error-prone as any other ruler, but unlike other rulers, it can never be destroyed.”